Archive for May 27th, 2009

Daniel Murphy had a career night tonight. Murph went 3-4 with a career high 5 RBI.  In the 6th inning he connected on a shot that hit off the Subway sign in Right Field that was originally called a double, however, for the fourth time in the past week, a replay was needed and the called was overturned.

Murphy topped off the night with a 2 run RBI double to deep left  in the 7th.

He was stranded at 2nd when Fernando “I don’t run out balls” Martinez popped out to Center on an unnecessary sliding catch.

Murphy looks like he has his swagger back.  Great night for him and for the first place New York Mets.

I don’t think Jerry will be benching him Friday.  But you never know with this guy…

Editors Note: A very special thanks to Daniel Murphy for giving this site at least another few days of life

The Infamous Tatis Nut Slap

Tatis Nut Slap  

And that’s all I have to say about that…

Bernard Madoff                    VS.                    Oliver Perez

        Nickname

Bernie                                                                     Ollie

Accused of Stealing

$50 Billion over 50 years                                    $36 Million over 3 years

Victim Groups

Jews, Charities                                              Mets Fans

Famous Victims

Fred Wilpon                                        Fred Wilpon

Enablers

Ezra Merkin, SEC                                Scott Boras, Omar Minaya

Achilles Heel

Lack of conscience                           Lack of control

Quote

            “It’s all a big lie.”                      ”Me pagan por la bola, cierto?”

Sentence

Faces 150 years                               15-day DL; minor league rehab

Hoping To Get Out

Early for good behavior                            The 3rd inning

Should Have Instead Invested In

Treasuries                                Derek Lowe

Winner

Ollie because he may one day still be trade bait but Bernie will always be shower bait

Please enjoy these relatively useless and highly unenjoyable pictures from this weekend at Fenway.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ohmurph/

Thanks for nothing,

Craig