Archive for May 31st, 2009

Newsday.com’s columnist and apparent Homosexual, Stephen Haynes put together a list of the prettiest boy athletes in the New York State area. (if you think thats offensive, I was going to say raging Homosexual)

Some odd choices and a few I’ve never heard of since some are Hockey players and real men don’t follow Hockey — I prefer to stick to sports

Although Daniel Murphy did not make the cut, my sources tell me that he was close, coming in at #12 and again at #33.

If he continues to go 3-4 with 5 RBI every fourth game, he is sure to lock in at least the #6 spot of prettiest boys according to Ms. Stephen Haynes.