Archive for June 24th, 2009
Caption THIS! – Winner of the best caption doesn’t get free tickets for tomorrow’s 1:00 PM game!
Oh Murph recently caught up with Oh Murph contributor, Mario Pardo… the interview was conducted through BBM (Blackberry Messanger for all those not in the know.)
Craig Kesten: So mario, who is your favorite all time met and why?
Mario P.: Daniel murphy, because with out him I’d have no material in the spank bank
Craig Kesten: Likewise. Any other mets fill that bank?
Mario P.: Chris woodward
Craig Kesten: Amazing. How do you feel about red heads?
Craig Kesten: Let me rephrase that. What is your stance on red heads?
Mario P.: Usually with one foot on their neck and the other on their back, with knees slightly bent
Craig Kesten: I see. Do you like gladiator movies?
Mario P.: What’s not to like about guys who dress gay but kill like men? I mean, cmon, russell crowe had two horsies on his chest plate but he killed dozens of dudes with one sword stroke
Craig Kesten: Ever see a grown man naked?
Mario P.: Yes. My uncle liked to play ‘Just the tip’ when I was a boy.
Craig Kesten: Oh my. Mario. What is your back ground?
Mario P.: I’m 3/5th tanzanian, 1/6th nepalese, and half hawaiin. My other half was canadian, until I killed him for being canadian.
Mario P.: Phils up 10-1
Craig Kesten: Do you feel that because of your diverse background you can speak openly about b’s, j’s, and h’s?
Craig Kesten: And g’s
Mario P.: Yes, I do feel that I am qualified to speak of BJs and S&M
Mario P.: 10-0 I mean
Craig Kesten: Ok I have time for 3 quick questions
Craig Kesten: Cerrone or Kesten. And why
Mario P.: Kesten, hands down. YOU KNOW WHY
Craig Kesten: Was luigi cool?
Mario P.: Luigi was a meth addict who only wanted to collect those coins to feed his habit
Mario P.: He is dead to me
Craig Kesten: In 3 words or less. Let the good fans of oh murph know a little something about you
Mario P.: Suck me off