Archive for June 24th, 2009

Caption THIS! – Winner of the best caption doesn’t get free tickets for tomorrow’s 1:00 PM game!

Woah Albert, watch your left hand there buddy!

Oh Murph recently caught up with Oh Murph contributor, Mario Pardo… the interview was conducted through BBM (Blackberry Messanger for all those not in the know.)

Pardo dressing as Lastings Milledge for Halloween...seriously

Craig Kesten: So mario, who is your favorite all time met and why?
Mario P.: Daniel murphy, because with out him I’d have no material in the spank bank
Craig Kesten: Likewise. Any other mets fill that bank?
Mario P.: Chris woodward
Craig Kesten: Amazing. How do you feel about red heads?
Craig Kesten: Let me rephrase that. What is your stance on red heads?
Mario P.: Usually with one foot on their neck and the other on their back, with knees slightly bent
Craig Kesten: I see. Do you like gladiator movies?
Mario P.: What’s not to like about guys who dress gay but kill like men? I mean, cmon, russell crowe had two horsies on his chest plate but he killed dozens of dudes with one sword stroke
Craig Kesten: Ever see a grown man naked?
Mario P.: Yes. My uncle liked to play ‘Just the tip’ when I was a boy.
Craig Kesten: Oh my. Mario. What is your back ground?
Mario P.: I’m 3/5th tanzanian, 1/6th nepalese, and half hawaiin. My other half was canadian, until I killed him for being canadian.
Mario P.: Phils up 10-1
Craig Kesten: Do you feel that because of your diverse background you can speak openly about b’s, j’s, and h’s?
Craig Kesten: And g’s

Mario P.: Yes, I do feel that I am qualified to speak of BJs and S&M
Mario P.: 10-0 I mean
Craig Kesten: Ok I have time for 3 quick questions
Craig Kesten: Cerrone or Kesten. And why
Mario P.: Kesten, hands down. YOU KNOW WHY
Craig Kesten: Was luigi cool?
Mario P.: Luigi was a meth addict who only wanted to collect those coins to feed his habit
Mario P.: He is dead to me
Craig Kesten: In 3 words or less. Let the good fans of oh murph know a little something about you
Mario P.: Suck me off