In this comparison, we will be taking a look into Nick Evans and Daniel Murphy in 7 important categories.

Winner of each category will be in BOLD.
Orientation: Evans: Righty / Murphy: Lefty
First Names: Evans: 2 / Murphy: 1
Websites Named After: Evans: 0 / Murphy: 1
Could Pass For a Jew: Evans: Yes / Murphy: No
Had Uniform # Stolen By: Evans: Ramon Martinez /Murphy: No one
Cooler Middle Name: Evans: Reginald / Murphy: Thomas
Originally Called Up For: Evans: Marlon Anderson /Murphy: Marlon Anderson
Natural: Evans: Beauty / Murphy: 3rd Baseman
Winner: Evans 4-3-1

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Could pass for a Jew?
Well, on behalf of women everywhere… we’d take either.
Yup… notice he won the category for that one!
Could pass gas?