We are very pleased to announce our official Murphandise. Get your very own OH MURPH shirt to sport at Citi Field!
5 Reasons Why You Need To Get A Shirt:
- You love home grown talent
- You are a Murphaholic
- You support us
- Were desperate
- Cause you’d be supporting terrorism if you didn’t
Plus… you’d easily get laid in one of these bad boys!
The price is 8.99. Thank you to all of our fans for your continued support!


just ordered mine!
took note of the T shirt sizes..NG for me. I am a BIG OH MURPH fan as in 3XL.. OH Well..
Are these the very same Oh Murph tee shirts that XL tee shirt wearin’ Oh Murph contributors and frequent commenters are given to wear for free?
I can’t believe that they are now available to the General Public!
Such a deal!!!
Bossman Senior
just added sizes small-xxl…
How the Oh Murph Tee shirt changed my life
By Pedro Sanchez
I was living in Iowa after my high school graduation and a friend gave me a ticket to see a Winter ball game in Arizona. There I saw for the first time the spectacular play of Mr. Daniel Murphy. I realized I must move to Queens to follow the carreer of the chosen one.
Now living in Queens with no job and having to choose between paying 4 months of rent or attending one game at Citi Field, I fell into a deep depression. But still I needed to know more about Daniel Murphy. An internet search at the library led me to Oh Murph.com. A shrine to my idol! My prayers answered.
Then, one day, a beautiful vision appears on the computer screen. A Murphy Tee shirt! I quickly borrowed $10 from my cousin Carlos, and picked up loose change at a subway station, and mailed in my request for an Oh Murph tee shirt.
On the day my shirt arrived, I quickly ripped open the package and there it was in glowing Orange. It fit me perfectly.
I went outside to walk and show off my new shirt and love of Murphy. There I saw men on a large truck also dressed in Orange shirts. They asked me to join them. We drove around Queens and picked up the offerings left by the curbs.
When finally I arrived home and removed my shirt I could not believe I was receiving another blessing: my skin was now the color of my beautiful Oh Murph tee shirt and in the middle of my chest, a blue tattoo of OH MURPH. The chicas are going to love it.
Thank you Oh Murph.
Sincerely,
Pedro Sanchez
Queens, NY
No, thank you, pedro
Pedro’s story was very moving, it truly touched my heart. But what’s this about a Koozie?
The Jason Kidd play was great, but Murph is making great play after great play — at least two of them against the Reds today! Hope springs eternal in the hearts of Mets fans —
for a while in the beginning of the season, I thought Keith wanted to adopt him.
T-shirt for sure.
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Many of you may know me as “The Sham Wow Guy” or the TV infomercial guy who got arrested for punching a she-male prostitute in the mouth. Either way, you know me, you trust me and hell some of you out there even have restraining orders against me. My purchase story starts out like this…
I was confused, strung out on meth and searching the web, when suddenly by the grace of God or Buda, or the court order placing me under house arrest. I stumbled across the best website ever, it was called ohmurph.com; I began to read the countless, inspirational stories of those who had purchased an Oh- Murph t-shirt. I needed that kind of inspiration in my life, so I clicked the order button and placed my request for a Medium size shirt.
I couldn’t sleep for days, because I was so amped for the shirt to arrive, or maybe it was all the meth I took, it doesn’t matter, either way the point is I was excited. Then finally after three days of waiting, I received my Oh- Murph t-shirt! I opened the package and there it was my savior, my liberator from the dark demons that have haunted me for so long! I immediately put the t-shirt on and the rush was better than all the drug cocktails I had concocted over the years.
That was two weeks ago, I still have my Oh- Murph shirt on. I wear it everyday and it’s hard to imagine life without it. I’m happy to report I am no longer on drugs and my urges for beating up she-male prostitutes has almost completely subsided.
So in closing, thank you Oh Murph for saving this stars life. I am forever grateful!
Sincerely,
TSWG
P.S. I paid full price for this t-shirt, and I see it’s now on sale, anyway you could refund me the difference? In case you hadn’t heard I’m broker than Lenny Dykstra.
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I’m definatly a Murphaholic!!! I love him… was at the game yesterday screamin for my sexy ass man from the empire suite… he didnt hear me though }:O(