I was confused, strung out on meth and searching the web, when suddenly by the grace of God or Buda, or the court order placing me under house arrest. I stumbled across the best website ever, it was called ohmurph.com; I began to read the countless, inspirational stories of those who had purchased an Oh- Murph t-shirt. I needed that kind of inspiration in my life, so I clicked the order button and placed my request for a Medium size shirt.

I couldn’t sleep for days, because I was so amped for the shirt to arrive, or maybe it was all the meth I took, it doesn’t matter, either way the point is I was excited. Then finally after three days of waiting, I received my Oh- Murph t-shirt! I opened the package and there it was my savior, my liberator from the dark demons that have haunted me for so long! I immediately put the t-shirt on and the rush was better than all the drug cocktails I had concocted over the years.

That was two weeks ago, I still have my Oh- Murph shirt on. I wear it everyday and it’s hard to imagine life without it. I’m happy to report I am no longer on drugs and my urges for beating up she-male prostitutes has almost completely subsided.

So in closing, thank you Oh Murph for saving this stars life. I am forever grateful!

Sincerely,
TSWG

P.S. I paid full price for this t-shirt, and I see it’s now on sale, anyway you could refund me the difference? In case you hadn’t heard I’m broker than Lenny Dykstra.

I was living in Iowa after my high school graduation and a friend gave me a ticket to see a Winter ball game in Arizona. There I saw for the first time the spectacular play of Mr. Daniel Murphy. I realized I must move to Queens to follow the carreer of the chosen one.

Now living in Queens with no job and having to choose between paying 4 months of rent or attending one game at Citi Field, I fell into a deep depression. But still I needed to know more about Daniel Murphy. An internet search at the library led me to Oh Murph.com. A shrine to my idol! My prayers answered.

Then, one day, a beautiful vision appears on the computer screen. A Murphy Tee shirt! I quickly borrowed $10 from my cousin Carlos, and picked up loose change at a subway station, and mailed in my request for an Oh Murph tee shirt.

On the day my shirt arrived, I quickly ripped open the package and there it was in glowing Orange. It fit me perfectly.

I went outside to walk and show off my new shirt and love of Murphy. There I saw men on a large truck also dressed in Orange shirts. They asked me to join them. We drove around Queens and picked up the offerings left by the curbs.

When finally I arrived home and removed my shirt I could not believe I was receiving another blessing: my skin was now the color of my beautiful Oh Murph tee shirt and in the middle of my chest, a blue tattoo of OH MURPH. The chicas are going to love it.

Thank you Oh Murph.

Sincerely,

Pedro Sanchez
Queens, NY