In this edition of Tale of The Tape, we compare Argenis Reyes Vs. Michael ‘Squints’ Palledorous from the 1993 Blockbuster “The Sandlot”

Girls Kissed

Reyes:  0

Squints:  1 (seen here)

Google Search Results

Reyes:  113,000

Squints:  1,440

Famous Line:

Reyes:  ”Shit, I’m being sent down again!”

Squints:  ”You’re killin me, Smalls!”

Has a Nickname:

Reyes:  No

Squints:  Yes

Career AVE.

Reyes:  .205

Squints:  .097

Looks Like:

Reyes:  A blonde hair dyed herb

Squints:  Steve-O  (Pic)

Ugly Fat Teammate:

Reyes:  Ramon Castro  (Pic)

Squints:  Hamilton ‘Ham’ Porter (Pic)

In a complete shocker, Squints beats the lesser Reyes by a score of 4-3.  Stay tuned for the next Tale of The Tape!

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