Its been common knowledge since circa 1974 that Stan Musial was no longer a living member of society, but prior to tonight’s All-Star game, the world was given a pleasant surprise.  As we were all eagerly awaiting the President’s first pitch, all of a sudden, out from right field comes an actual, living, breathing Stan Musial.  I’m sure I can speak for all of you when I say, the outcome of this game, now has a slightly lesser meaning.

Who’s next year — Cal Ripken Sr.?

"I'm not dead, asshole!"