News out of Philadelphia suggest former Ace, Pedro Martinez AKA The Dominican Don, has signed a one year contract with the Phillies.
"Reunited again"
Top 5 reasons Pedro signed with the Phillies:
5. Lighter air in Philadelphia will make 83 mph fastball seem like 87 mph
4. All the HR’s he gives up will now look justified playing in that bandbox
3. Opportunity to introduce Jheri Curl to a new group of teammates
2. Phillies outbid every other team’s offer of $0/0 years.
1. Cock fighting is legal in Philadelphia
We need a little help from the Oh Murph faitful… post your #1 reason Pedro signed with the Phils in the comment section.
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The Phillie Fanatic reminded him of a chicken.
With Shane Victorino in the clubhouse, Pedro can leave his Midget friend at home.
Petey got wasted on Fourth of July. Utley handed him a flyer: Bring RING for PARTY with Phillies!!!!!!
Didn’t read small print that read cock and lemon. He’s gonna reget that one in the morning.
his midget friend died!
Kid, you said the same thing about Stan Musial.
Prior to going on the Disabled list with Phillie, was Pedro on the Inactive List, the Retired List, Omar’s sh*t list, or was he listed on the NASDAQ?
$8.99?!?!?!?!
That’s 3 dollars less than what I paid!!!
lol, you know you were refunded the $3 clown!
I got a $3 dollar clown also? Mucho Gracias Senior Kid.
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