Update:  9:35 am

As Promised, our team of investigators has uncovered the smoking gun.  It appears evident that it is indeed Mr. Billy Bean who is commiting these heinous acts of queerness.  The surprising part of this whole thing is Bean’s outreach to Canada with relative ease.

We will continue to follow as news developes….

DEVELOPING……….

It has come to our attention that something strange is happening in baseball.  Maybe a trend… maybe a epidemic…. maybe too much Billy Bean running around getting his way.  Regardless its happening at an alarming rate as we just reported another occurance on Tuesday in New York.  Now it appears its made its way to the Windy City.

We assure you that the Oh Murph investigative team is commited in getting to the bottom of this.

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