In this installment of the Encyclopedia, we take a look at our rivals over in Philadephia.
The Shane Sphincterino
The Camels Hole
The Cincinatti Castro
The Jayson Gerth
The Raul Lesbanez
The Kyle Ken-dick
The Chase Buttley
The Scott Whispering Eyre
The Eric Gruntlett
The John Gayfairy
The Chan Hoe Park
The Ryan How Hard
Jimmy Balls-in
Kyle Gaybek
The Jamie Plower
The Pedro Fel-attio
The Greg Knobs
And finally, their newest member….
The Clit Lee
Update:
Write in from Oh Murph faithful Boo#5 – The Pyle Tendicks
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i love the pyle tendicks, boo.. sounds like it would hurt a lot
LOL Well i guess mets fans have to get some enjoyment out of this season. God knows YOU GET NONE OUT OF WATCHING YOUR TEAM PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOL GO PHILLS……METS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Osse Jorosco
The only reason i saw it was a nasty met fan i work with emailed it to me so trust me this will be the last time i’m here. Ok well i gotta go scrub my eyes out now from looking at this crap, and also get ready for the playoffs. Guess you cant say the same huh.
Dear John,
Thanks for visiting again! I hope you’ve taken the time to go through some of our older posts, including other editions of “Sex Terms” including Mets Sex Terms parts I and II, as well as the 1986 edition.
We know that most of you long-time Phillies fans go all the way back to September 2007, so lighten up a bit and have a good time with your friends at OhMurph.com. Maybe less people would get beaten to death in the parking lot if we all had a little more Oh Murph in our lives.
Stay classy,
Your pal Osse Jorosco
haha.. all in good fun boys… all in good fun… osse youre suspended
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