I wouldn’t be too concerned dad. He’s just going through one of those “Draw penises everywhere” fazes kids go through.”You see dad, after watching the Mets suck dick on a daily basis, he has become obsessed with drawing tallywackers. I would recommend taking your son to a strip club to take his focus away from the Mets game, and to remind him that after all there are more than just floppy wieners out there in the world.
Kid,
Your Mother and I are very concerned and have discussed calling the phsycoanalyst again. We’ll make an appointment for you Monday.
Love,
Dad
I wouldn’t be too concerned dad. He’s just going through one of those “Draw penises everywhere” fazes kids go through.”You see dad, after watching the Mets suck dick on a daily basis, he has become obsessed with drawing tallywackers. I would recommend taking your son to a strip club to take his focus away from the Mets game, and to remind him that after all there are more than just floppy wieners out there in the world.