Archive for August 7th, 2009

Mike Pelfrey and his wife gave birth to a new baby boy that came in weighing 7 pounds, 14 ounces.

Ohmurph.com was granted an exclusive interview from the delivery room.

Name: Chase  Utley Pelfrey (WTF – Cause the Phillies don’t own us enough – we have to start naming our kids after them?)baby

Conceived: In the Marriot Courtyard hotel in Philadelphia on Oct 27th 2008 in celebration of the Phillies World Series clincher.baby-gown

Orientation: Shows great left hand dominance when grabbing mothers teet, while preferring milk from the right teet; Showing early signs of a Bats: Left, Throws: Right type ball player (gross – we know)

Favorite Mets Manager of All Time: Dallas Green

Favorite Former Met: Anderson Hernandez

Favorite Current Met: Anderson Hernandez

Least Favorite Met of All Time: John Franco

First Words:  ”Dada will you ever gain control of your two-seamer?”

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(San Diego) – The Mets welcomed back 2nd basemen and team diplomat Anderson Hernandez after a 12 month reconnaissance mission with the Washington Nationals ballclub.  ”We’re happy to have Anderson back,” Mets COO Jeff Wilpon told reporters today.  ”Thanks to his selfless work, we’ve learned a lot about how to be a losing organization.”  When asked to elaborate on the nature of Hernandez’ findings, Wilpon explained, “You know, putting out a Triple-A lineup night after night, having no effective bats off the bench, managing fan expectations, life after Omar Minaya – that sort of thing.  It’s been very helpful.”

Wilpon later added that he was looking forward to the return of Joe Smith, who is on a similar assignment in Cleveland.