Mike Pelfrey and his wife gave birth to a new baby boy that came in weighing 7 pounds, 14 ounces.

Ohmurph.com was granted an exclusive interview from the delivery room.

Name: Chase  Utley Pelfrey (WTF – Cause the Phillies don’t own us enough – we have to start naming our kids after them?)

Conceived: In the Marriot Courtyard hotel in Philadelphia on Oct 27th 2008 in celebration of the Phillies World Series clincher.baby-gown

Orientation: Shows great left hand dominance when grabbing mothers teet, while preferring milk from the right teet; Showing early signs of a Bats: Left, Throws: Right type ball player (gross – we know)

Favorite Mets Manager of All Time: Dallas Green

Favorite Former Met: Anderson Hernandez

Favorite Current Met: Anderson Hernandez

Least Favorite Met of All Time: John Franco

First Words:  ”Dada will you ever gain control of your two-seamer?”