Archive for August 12th, 2009

Cases before the House ethics committee are stacking up like Mets injuries, and so are the embarrassments for the team.

New York Mets pitcher Elmer Dessens is expected to step down from his pitching duties as early as Wednesday after allagations that he and his [business] partner were named in a Federal Male Prostitution Ring, sources told Oh Murph this morning.

Arrests were made Monday in connection to a high-dollar Ring called “Elmer’s Den” which Mr. Dessens is suspected of running.

Details are still few and far between but based on Federal Papers it suggests the Ring operated in Milwaukee since mid 2007 as the earliest proof of sales receipts show.

As more and more clients are cooperating, the more disturbing this story becomes.  Elmer’s Den was operated fully out of a 700 square foot 1 Bed Room apartment about .25 mile off Route 45 on the corner of Fond Du Lac Avenue.  Those cooperating have similar stories about anything from man on man hot sex to BBW and “things that made 2 Girls 1 Cup look like a Disney Movie.”

Another twist to the story is there is an unsubstantiated report from reliable sources that an unnamed current Met was a frequenter to the Elmer’s Den; known by nothing other than “Schnitzer #6.”

“We haven’t seen anything, and I mean anything like this since that Donald Duck sounding Barney Frank was brought down for his sex ring.” A Prosecutor from the District Attorney’s office said,  ”But hey, even he got a job in Congress again, Mr. Dessens should at least be able to get a spot with the Pirates.. or hey maybe even the Mets.”

Dessens, 38, is a journey man veteran born in Hermosillo, Mexico; which is Spanish for Homo.

We will report back as we get more information.