Last night, Tim Redding pitched a gem. 5 Inn 1 Hit baseball but Jerry the clown took him out after 80 something pitches.
Jerry is a complete asshole. I don’t care if this is Timmy Testicles first start in a while or if he pitched a few innings in relief against Atlanta. What are we saving him for October? How about giving us fans something to be happy about this season in leaving Timmy out there while he had his best stuff to beat our “rivals.”

Do I have something on my chin, it itches?"

Attention: Next Redding start we will be starting a Tim Redding cheering section known as “Reddings Rowdies” in the center field bleachers, so bring a six pack, a flannel button down shirt (unbuttoned of course), and grow your beards out!
Lets coordinate this one. We don’t want another repeat of “Schneider’s List” when only 2 fans showed up in their orthodox Jew gear.
This site sucks. Do you even know anything about the Mets??? Redding couldn’t go any longer. Manuel said in postgame that he took himself out basically. This site isn’t even close to funny. The Onion is funny, Deadspin is funny, this is just shit
Yes! I love hate comments. Bring your friends!
While I agree with half the comments here, I would also have to say that I agree with the other 50% also. While my man Abe Lincoln may have said you can please some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, you can’t please all of the people all of the time. He also said “pass the pork chops” on more than one auspicious occaison, and I tend to feel that he meant that.
By talking about irrelevant people such as Abe Lincoln, you’re taking attention away from the greatest pitcher/ bass fisherman in the game.
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The fans, they want you to win, all the time.