Archive for August, 2009

You people are very clever. This pic saved as GW meaning Guess who, not this persons initials

 Update:  And the winner is…..

Bethany Knox who knew the dressed up man was SNY’s Ted Berg.

Enjoy the game, Bethany!

Come back for more contests…. as we know, we have to buy our friends.

Update – 3:17 PM:  Surprised by how many people guessed Matthew Broderick.  Wrong.  But funny.

Update – 11:53 AM:  Never said it was a met either

Update – 11:30 AM:  guys… jesus… its not david wright!

Original Post:  Our very own Osse Jorosco is giving away his tickets for Monday’s  game against the Phillies (remember these guys? We used to compete against them)

Aug 24th at 1:10PM

Contest ends tomorrow at 12:00 PM.

Use the form below to tell us who is in this picture.

A winner will be randomly picked out of the right answers only.

Send answer to: admin@ohmurph.com

Once in a while, Daniel Murphy likes to drop the L word, and not the one that many young, strapping 24 year old men find rather appealing these days. Sometimes, we just forget that he’s still just a southern good ol’ boy who loves his pastel-colored Lacoste polo shirts.

To Pray for Wright, Murph stopped at Citi Field’s chapel before Sunday’s game against the Giants, which doubles as Mr. Met’s locker room, and was later quoted as saying “I just hope the Lord touches him and helps him with a speedy recovery. He was definitely in our hearts.”  (link to the banter found here) Murph followed up with “The Lord also touched me as a child, through the caressing and probing hands of my priest. I became a man through those loving embraces. I hope David eventually experiences the same magic touch and allows Jesus’ explosion to cover his face like it did mine.”

UPDATE:

And the winner is…. Ed.  Its Roberto Alomar and one of the dogs name is Leo.  Mazel Mazel Ed, email us your size and address.

Correctly identify this former Met and correctly name one of Michael Vick’s Dogs and show proof.

Remember, this is a 2 part question, both must be correct and answer must be posted in the comment section.

Good luck bitches!

OH MURPH!

Mets win with a walk off hit by D Murph with one out in the 9th. Finally, a reason to talk about him on the site he so inspired.

The pic below is bound to get me some women off…

"The Mets Are 1-0 All Time When Daniel Murphy Has A Walk Off Hit"

Come back tomorrow for another Free OH MURPH! T shirt giveaway.  This contest is gonna be a good one…. and very inappropriate!

Don’t worry, its a dildo.

I don’t know about you all, but the season is over. Let go. Stop holding onto hope. The seasons over. Too many obstacles, too many injuries.

We have had so many people on the DL this year. Some for longer than others. Please enjoy this 2009 Mets tribute to those we lost.

And remember. It’s over.

2009 Mets from OHMURPH on Vimeo.

UPDATE: Wow, that wasn’t nearly as fun as I thought it would be… Congrats and a hearty Mazel Tov to  Matt Pignataro from Seven Train to Shea.  for knowing it was CORY SULLIVAN.Matt send us your address and size in an email!   

Original Post: 

Who correctly identifies who is the Met in the picture below.  Your answer must be a) correct and b) the first correct answer in the comment section below.

Enjoy bitches!

A report this morning out of the ESPN Headquarters suggests Mariners 3B, Adrian Beltre’s right testicle is in critical but stable condition after being hit by a ball on the ball in the 9th inning off the bat of Alexei Ramirez.

Below is a snippet of the article:

Beltre said he never wore a cup while playing on fields full of holes and rocks in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. The only time he’s ever worn one was in 1996, in his first days as a 17-year-old Class-A player for the Dodgers. And that was only because the Dodgers briefly tried fining him for not wearing one.

“I probably would have paid my whole paycheck to not wear it,” he said last year, adding — not with a knock but a pound on wood — that he has yet to have a ball strike him where it would hurt most. Until Wednesday.

After a few fines, the Dodgers stopped because they saw no matter the cost, Beltre was not going to wear a cup.

“It’s the discomfort of using it,” he said. “I can’t play wearing it.”

This is insane, how do you not wear a cup when you play 3B!? 

If the injury is serious enough, Beltre would join the ranks of Best Players With One Nut, which include Lowell, Schoenweiss, Kruk and a few others we don’t know about.

This report also said that Jake Peavy doesn’t wear a cup either, which I think is pretty bad ass.