Archive for September 14th, 2009

(New York) – In keeping up with his usual douchebaggery, rapper/lyrical genius Kanye West stormed the offices of MLB today when he caught wind the award for MLB Player Of The Week was being handed out.

After first screaming at his assistant in front of MLB Offices as to why he wasn’t invited in the first place, West then completly lost it when his assistant informed him that he was informed he wouldn’t be performing or presenting the award.

Still drunk on Cristal and White Girl Tears, Kanye then blew a gasket when the award was given to Javier Vazquez of the Braves and Billy Butler of the Royals.

Rushing the stage and grabbing the mic from an MLB Rep, West launched a into a tirade that rivaled any of his previous outbursts.

“Billy Butler? Butler? You kiddin me” “This guy had an alright week but my man Jermaine Dye, I mean sure his bat been quiet but he reps CHI TOWN TO THA FULLEST”

“No love for the CHI?”  “South Side Stand UP!” West screamed with a wild look in his eye.

He then went on to say something that was either inaudible or people stopped giving a shit but I’m pretty sure it was something to the effect of “If someone from the CHI didn’t get the award it should have been Beyonce” Before being escorted from the podium.

Kanye West was given a 50 game ban by the commisioner for public obstruction of an awards ceremony so we won’t have to worry about him for the rest of this season, but mark my words he will outdue himself in the catagory of “I’m a self absorbed asshole” before spring training.

Kanye West really needs to be put in his place.  The attitude this guy has is terrible and he thinks he can get away with whatever he wants by apologizing via twitter the next day.  Atleast when ODB did the whole “rush the stage thing” he was saying his own album (remember “Wu is for the children”?) should have won.  Kanye was kissing his boss’ wife’s ass and thats just lame.  I mean Video of the Decade?  All the Single Ladies?  Sure its a catchy tune but not video of the decade. Personally I think that Single Ladies song send a bad message.  There is nothing cool or award worthy about pressuring guys into marriage.

Big shouts to Taylor Swift, pure class on her part.