Archive for September 23rd, 2009

Keeping to his word, Chad Ochocinco took a Lambeau Leep after scoring a touchdown in Sundays matchup with the Green Bay Packers. In doing so, Ochocinco defied strong intelligence he had received from NFL Security. They wanted to “chank” him said one security official who asked that his name be withheld. The chank of course, is a knife fashioned out of cheese. A popular weapon amoung street toughs in the Green Bay area. Special measures were put in place at the gates of Lambeau Field which resulted in the confiscation of hundreds of pounds of cheese related products. Not surprisingly, cheddar was the weapon of choice that fans were trying to sneak in for the possible attack. “We got lots of sharp, that’s common but I’ve never seen so much extra sharp in my life” Said another security official. “They were gonna treat him like a ritz cracker; this could have gotten ugly”.

Thankfully Ochocinco used his cabeza and carefully picked the spot where he wanted to leap. After finding some Bengals fans he did a pretty uneventful Lambeau Leap except for the kid giving the finger, who really seemed to enjoy it. What you didn’t see on your TV was NFL security tackling the kid with the can of cheese whiz. Poor little punk wanted to make a name for himself. Check out the video here.