Archive for March 4th, 2010

Dear Mets Fans,
 
 I am writing this letter to assure Mets fans that the Mets farm system is in excellent shape. After “mi mejor amigo” Tony Bernazard was fired many reporters who wanted jobs had lots of questions about the future of this team. After my amazing job of signing Jason Bay and wasting all the Wilpon money in one shot I had lots of time on my hands. I made an executive decision to be more active with the Mets farm in the off-season.

 I am happy to inform you that there are lots of wonderful things going on at the Mets farm. In the last few weeks I was able to raise a horse stable, and expand my chicken coop to hold 60 chickens!!! Honestly, I still like having loose chickens walking around the field, it makes me feel like I am back at home in Dominican Republic.

My country is so beautiful! Oh, I have also planted lots of limited edition flowers and trees which gives me extra XP points. I have acquired such great additions such as the Super Tractor, Seeder, and Harvester. With the use of Blue & Orange Hay Bales I have inspired team spirit.

In closing, I would like to remind everyone to buy their season ticket packages and fertilize my crops!!
 
Sincerely,
Omar Minaya