After today’s loss to the Florida Marlins a shocking discovery was made by the janitorial staff while cleaning the Mets locker room.  Head janitor Lou Trimin told us “I found a small box on the floor, I thought one of the players lost something, it could have been anything.  For example, it could have been Tobi Stoner’s weed or Jose Reyes’s HGH or it even could have been Oliver Perez’s lucky magical Mexican jumping beans.  So I picked up the box and when I opened it I got really scared so I called the reporters of OhMurph to investigate.”
 

 
    It appears to be a little blue box.  Nothing scary at all but when we opened the box we found this…
 

 
    A voodoo doll? Skulls & tombstones?   RIP Ike Davis?  #28 is GREAT?  Could Daniel Murphy be using “black magic” to get the starting first base position?  OhMurph reporters are already all over this shocking find.  We have already contacted Daniel Murphy for comment but his mother answered the phone and told us  “that her honey bunny angel face wasn’t home from his ballgame yet but if are able to talk to him first ask him how the ham & bologna sandwich she made him for lunch today was?”   

 To be continued……………………..