Archive for September 3rd, 2011

Hey, you there! Uncle Sol here!  I finally had Manny take me out to our OhMurphDotCom Murphandise warehouse on Long Island and let’s just say Irene was less than kind when she blew through.  Being that we’ve got a warehouse full of damaged goods and it’s a holiday weekend I figured why not pass the savings along to you?  So Stop Worrying!  It’s the OhMurphDotCom Water Damaged Murphandise Labor Day Extravaganza!

Remember those 10,000 Olly Perez jerseys I acquired in while I was on business in Tahiti? Gone! Kaput! Waterlogged!  So, those Perez jerseys cost your pal Uncle Sol $129 each right? Well I’m knocking the price down to $124.99 AND unlike other Perez attire which make you wreak of failure, these are prepackaged with the “sweet smell of success”.  Is it just regular water damage?  Did that puddle of stagnant water that collects on the roof play a part in the aroma of your new pungent apparel?  You may never know but the savings are too good to pass up.  All sizes from xxs-5xl available. Except Double Medium which has already sold out.

Our last cases of Daniel Murphy Speedo bathing suits were damaged in the storm as well.  No better way to show off your love for Murph and your package at the same time.  White Speedo Screened with Murph’s face on the crotch area and “I’m With 28” on the rear; brown water damage also on the rear, this is the one item no Murphaholic should be without.  I never hit the French Riviera without a suitcase full of these babies. Originally $59.95 now only $54.46  S-M-L-XL-XXL

Lastly I have a game used Mo Vaughn jockstrap.  Unfortunately this wasn’t damaged in the storm but I kind of wish it was.  Make me an offer and maybe I’ll bite.

To be eligible for this sale all items must be purchased with your MurphsterCard, Cash or Gold.  Dom Perignon can be traded for any of these items.  Items can’t be delivered by US Mail, Fedex or UPS as I am currently in a dispute with these agencies for not delivering my packages  from the Cohiba factory in Cuba.  Therefore I will have Manny deliver these items on the Segway, sorry the Porsche is in the shop.  Delivery charges are $19.95 for every mile traveled plus expenses plus you have to buy Manny dinner when he gets there, Stop Worrying he’s not a big eater. 

So order now and have a great Holiday weekend.  It’s OhMurphDotCom, yeah we’re still open for business, Stop Worrying!

XOXO

UNCLE SOL