I’m posting this for Uncle Sol because he’s really down right now. He was quietly (yes he does some things quietly) working on a passion project, his very own debut album. Unfortunately a late night session at the OMDC Recording Studio (The Murph Factory) led to an unnamed Cohiba smoker leaving a smoldering stub in the ashtray. I don’t have to tell you what happened next, but the demos were destroyed. In true “Stop Worrying” fashion I remembered Sol had the lyrics saved on his iPhone. So now without further delay I present to you the lyrics from Sol’s forthcoming mixtape. It’s called “Dom and Cohibas” Volume 1 available for download real soon. Just like every other rapper this summer, you know Uncle Sol had to get on that “Otis” beat. Enjoy:

OY! I invented swag (I could charge for it?)
Poppin Dom while I make my nephew takes a cab! Proof
I think I could use a vacation now, Truth!
New Cohibas in, you know.
The brand new Segway I got 2 of those
Riding arm out window, driver side: Manny
You know who my team is, OhMurph, Danny!

“Damn Sol and Manny, where the hell you been?” ****Niles says this line****
The Caddys getting detailed ,Stop Worrying!
It’s like I adopted my nephew, and his dumb friends
Now I’m about to cut their whole allowance off again (receipts)
Didn’t see me I was in my other NetJet
Last week I was in my other other NetJet
Fell asleep in the bathroom woke up in Paris, wanna bet?

I make trips to Tahiti just to use a phone.
Nova Scotia for some tests, I couldn’t go alone. (Took Raul)
2 week vacations minimum, you loco or loca?
Back to the office for 3 hours then right down to Boca.
Beat the case out in Vegas, I don’t mean to brag
But my amigo Kirk Gimenez had the judge in a bag.
Coming back from vacation you know I’m never hurrying
Porsche has a bumper sticker it reads: Stop Worrying

Welcome to Oh Murph
Smoking Cohibas on my own turf
You seen Osse? I still pay him
Murphstercard applications piled up, I was on vacation!
When Sol says Stop Worrying! nod don’t repeat.
I’m in it for the revenue you’re in it for the retweets.
Might start charging to fees to my followers
It’s the Oh Murph team, not applesauce swallowers

Manny, Raul, and Sol