Archive for October 28th, 2011

Free agency is about to get underway and it’s business as usual in the Bronx. But if you thought the big topic being discussed was going to be CC you couldn’t be more wrong. No it’s not about Robinson Cano either. The first signing when free agency opens will be the guy who killed Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi.

While uncertain of what capacity he’ll serve the team, or even his name it is a priority to sign him regardless. After hearing that his safety was in jeopardy and he might be facing prosecution, Yankee brass felt they had no choice but to embrace the freedom fighting Yankee lover.

One thing is for sure, at the very least he can work with the maintenance staff in the plumbing department. He’s already proven to have a knack for clearing pipes clogged with pieces of garbage.