Archive for February 29th, 2012
Hey! You there! Uncle Sol here. Birthday? Yeah, mine! Spring training? That too! Twitter? No more. Boca? Always!
Ok, so thanks for all the gifts, kind words and everything but please, I’m trying to work! The Mets said the were looking for a Lin of their own? Sol is on the case! Let’s just say I have some connections at the one and only Lynn University. Whose name do you think is on the walk-in humidor in the Student Union? I’ll be sending some of their finest athletes up to PSL for a visit with the scouts. Our Lin might just come from Lynn, an Uncle Sol idea, so you know it’s a win! Oy, listen to me! I sound like Bally when he gets all poetic.
So that’s all for now from down here in the sunshine. Thank me later for the buy one get one Big Macs and free cookies at Subway. Fast food restaurants find it necessary to celebrate my birthday with these ridiculous promotions, I don’t touch the stuff! I have to watch myself as I get older, finally 16! Only two more birthdays and I can buy my Cohibas legally. Off to study for my Learners Permit test, DMV tomorrow! Stop Worrying!