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In this edition of Tale of The Tape, we compare Argenis Reyes Vs. Michael ‘Squints’ Palledorous from the 1993 Blockbuster “The Sandlot”
Girls Kissed
Reyes: 0
Squints: 1 (seen here)
Google Search Results
Reyes: 113,000
Squints: 1,440
Famous Line:
Reyes: ”Shit, I’m being sent down again!”
Squints: ”You’re killin me, Smalls!”
Has a Nickname:
Reyes: No
Squints: Yes
Career AVE.
Reyes: .205
Squints: .097
Looks Like:
Reyes: A blonde hair dyed herb
Squints: Steve-O (Pic)
Ugly Fat Teammate:
Reyes: Ramon Castro (Pic)
Squints: Hamilton ‘Ham’ Porter (Pic)
In a complete shocker, Squints beats the lesser Reyes by a score of 4-3. Stay tuned for the next Tale of The Tape!
Adam Rubin of the NY Daily News seems to think Evans is up and F Mart may be on his way down…

F-Mart and Argenis Reyes, together again?


