Posts Tagged ‘bernard madoff’

Bernard Madoff                    VS.                    Oliver Perez

        Nickname

Bernie                                                                     Ollie

Accused of Stealing

$50 Billion over 50 years                                    $36 Million over 3 years

Victim Groups

Jews, Charities                                              Mets Fans

Famous Victims

Fred Wilpon                                        Fred Wilpon

Enablers

Ezra Merkin, SEC                                Scott Boras, Omar Minaya

Achilles Heel

Lack of conscience                           Lack of control

Quote

            “It’s all a big lie.”                      ”Me pagan por la bola, cierto?”

Sentence

Faces 150 years                               15-day DL; minor league rehab

Hoping To Get Out

Early for good behavior                            The 3rd inning

Should Have Instead Invested In

Treasuries                                Derek Lowe

Winner

Ollie because he may one day still be trade bait but Bernie will always be shower bait