Posts Tagged ‘Daniel Murphy’

You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen….

Daniel Murphy is back (maybe)

We have been prepared for what seems imminent, a roster move involving young Daniel Murphy.

We have been getting tons of emails asking what’s going to happen to the site if Murphy is sent down or traded.

We have considered this as a possibilty for quite some time now.  OH MURPH will go on without Daniel Murphy.  Since we knew this was a possibility for a while, we have tailored this site into not just all things Murph, but all things Mets as well.

Where ever Young Murph shall land, we will continue following him, but this site will go on and it will be better than ever.

P.S.  When we started this site in early May, Murphy was batting .315.  Since then, he’s batting .180.  Should we change the name to ohkmart.com so we can screw up his career too?

Are you fed up with the lack of playing time Murphy has been getting?

Then sing along…. (to the tune of No Woman, No Cry)

No, Murphy, no cry; (x4)

Said – said – said: I remember when you used to play
A terrible game out in left field;
Oba-obaserving the hypocrites
As they would mingle with the good hitters we meet.
Prospects we had, oh, prospects we’ve lost
Along the way.
At the trade deadline, you cant forget your bat;
So pack your bags, I say.

No, Murphy, no cry; (x2)
Eh little Murphy, don’t strike out right here,
No, Murphy, no cry.

Said, said, said: I remember when you used to hit
Would even go yard, go downtown;
And then your offense would make the fire lights,
Even when your E’s were burnin’ through the nights.
Then you would move to first base with courage,
Of which I’ll credit you,
Your glove is your only carriage,
So you’ve got to push on through.
But while your bat’s gone, I mean:
Everythings gonna be all right! (x4)
I said, everythings gonna be all right now!
Everythings gonna be all right! (x3)

So, Murphy, no cry;
No – no, Murphy – woman, no cry.
Murphy, little brother, don’t shed no tears;
No, Murphy, no cry.

Said, said, said: I remember when you used to hit
Would even go yard, go downtown;
And then your offense would make the fire lights,
Even when your E’s were burnin’ through the nights.
Then you would move to first base with courage,
Of which I’ll credit you,
Your glove is your only carriage,
So you’ve got to push on through.
But while your bat’s gone, I mean:

So, Murphy, no cry;
No – no, Murphy – woman, no cry.
Murphy, little brother, don’t shed no tears;
No, Murphy, no cry.

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In honor of National Sack Grab Day, which falls on the second Thursday

 in June in the US and Canada, we would like to honor one of the

best sack grabs involving two men named Murphy and Molina.

Comment below as to what you think the caption should be for this picture for a chance to win a non-existent OH MURPH! internship*

* You must be female, somewhat attractive, and have questionable morals.

Ever wonder what the offspring of Daniel Murphy and Julie Alexandria would look like?

This is what the hottest of each species has to offer….

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so hot…

OH MURPH fan, AJ, made us a sweet Murphy portrait thing and sent it to us.

If anyone would like to send pics for us to display… shoot them over.

Thanks AJ!

The contest for the Daniel Murphy signed ball is now complete and the winner is……

Paul B. from Las Vegas, Nevada.

Congratulations Paul!

Paul’s borderline inappropriate reason for deserving the ball included a Daniel Murphy shrine which really touched our hearts.

His reason was so much our style that it took Mario 2 days to convince me it wasn’t him who wrote the email.

Because of Paul’s incredible skill, we have asked him to make some guest posts for us.  One can be found here and look forward to future ones as well.

There were some other great posts and you know who you were because I contacted you…

Please check back later today for our next free giveaway (which is better!)

Paul, email us your address for the ball!

Newsday.com’s columnist and apparent Homosexual, Stephen Haynes put together a list of the prettiest boy athletes in the New York State area. (if you think thats offensive, I was going to say raging Homosexual)

Some odd choices and a few I’ve never heard of since some are Hockey players and real men don’t follow Hockey — I prefer to stick to sports

Although Daniel Murphy did not make the cut, my sources tell me that he was close, coming in at #12 and again at #33.

If he continues to go 3-4 with 5 RBI every fourth game, he is sure to lock in at least the #6 spot of prettiest boys according to Ms. Stephen Haynes.

A special thanks to my father, Mr. Kesten who has brought to my attention, this most appropriate of anagrams for Daniel Murphy

UNDER PLAY HIM –  which is what Jerry loves to do