Posts Tagged ‘Get To Know’

You may not have known…..

- Born Prince Kevin Henrik IV, only son of King Henrik III, King of Scandinavia.
- Left Scandinavia with his servant, Matt Yaloff in search of his future Queen.
- Arrived in Queens, NY after several scrapes, finds an apartment in the neighborhood of Jackson Heights.
- Both Prince Kevin Henrik IV, Now Kevin Burkhardt and Yaloff take job at WBCS radio 880 AM.
- Co-Worker, Julie Alexandria found currency with Prince Kevin’s face on it. He made her swear to secrecy.
- While working at WCBS, Kevin meets Rachel, his future Princess.
- The two give birth to their only son, and heir to the thrown, Logan. Residing in New Jersey.
- The assimilated Kevin Burkhardt is now most famous personality on SNY.

Kevin Burkhardt… A true rags to riches story.

In this installment of Get To Know, we’ll take a look into that little queen of a host of SNY’s Kids Clubhouse, Gabe Cohen.

Since there is absolutely no information on this kid on the internet, I will begin by giving you the real facts on this diva.

Born: January 17, 1988 or September 1, 1992  (no one knows, no one cares)

Hometown:  Fire Island, NY, 11706.

First sign of liking boys:  Played Max, in his 5th grade school play, Bent.

Hobbies Growing Up:  Watching Titanic, Collecting Bracelets, Fire Flys and sitting on Dad’s lap.

Favorite Words:  Ugh, Ew and OMG, respectively.

Favorite Song:  A Little Too Not Over You by David Archuletta.

Dream Interview:  Renée Zellweger.

You’re welcome kid, you just increased your fan base by 150%.

This week, we get to know: Chip Ambres.

- Born Raymond Payne Ambres.

- Got his nickname “Chip” at the age of 5 from his grandmother for his compulsive gambling at the Roulette table.

- Is the first player to receive notification of being cut for Alphabetical reasons.

- Hobbies include maintaining his own Wikipedia page and promoting it via e-mail signature.

- Nagging wife reminds him twice daily that he passed up playing Quarterback for Texas A&M to become a lifetime minor leaguer.

- Spent $1.4 million of his $1.5 million signing bonus on turning his house into a replica of Pee Wee’s Playhouse; became deeply offended when Peter Griffin in Family Guy comically pulled the same stunt.

- Best moment of his day on July 22, 2007 was finding an In-n-Out Burger on the 101 Freeway in LA;  Second best moment of that day was driving in the game-winning run with the Mets against the Dodgers, his first Major League hit since he played for the Royals in 2005.