Posts Tagged ‘julie alexandria’

Update:  It appears that our goal of 100 million will not be reached based on the current count, so that’s why we are lowering the total 75 Million.

Original Post:

Mr Ed

We at Oh Murph are starting a mission to get Julie Alexandria back on Beer Money.

We need you… the father, the mother, the child, the fan, the construction worker, the lawyer, the politician, the person against having a less hot host with a horse jaw, the hard worker, the slacker, the student, the car driver, the one who prefers motorcycles, the ugly one, the one with a big mole on your face (gross), the socks and sandals wearer, the nympho, the disenfranchised, the poor, the hungry, the weak, the one legged, the acne prone, the slutty college freshman, the slutty college freshman who put on 15 lbs since high school, the Kenny Power like former jocks, the men who give themselves Strangers once a week….the Mets fan……………..the Julie Alexandria fan………..THE BEER MONEY FAN

We need 100 Million people to comment on this post so we can get SNY to bring Julie back, cause lets be honest, were not watching Beer Money for Carlin and were certainly not watching it for Mr. Ed.

We won’t stop until we reach 100 million comments.

There is power in numbers.  Spread the word

Julie and Murph morphed.. Awesome.

Hey Fellers,

Good news!  All you crazy Julie Alexandria fans can go see her in a stand up act!

Come see Julie Alexandria live at Comix comedy club as part of the 12 Angry Mascots sports-comedy show.  Hosted by Scott Rogowsky (The Onion) and Neil Janowtiz (ESPN the Mag), 12 Angry Mascots brings together the best sports-themed stand-up and sketch comedy in the city, along with special guest interviews.  Julie will be joined by NY Rangers’ Christopher Higgins (just got traded for Scott Gomez) on the July 30th show, 7:30 pm.  There will stand-up from Comedy Central’s Dan Allen and VH1′s Best Week Ever’s Matt Goldich.

More info and tickets at http://www.comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=553&sid=2022  Comix is located at 353 W. 14th St (just east of 9th ave).

I won’t be able to make it, but tell her oh murph says hello!

You may not have known…..

- Born Prince Kevin Henrik IV, only son of King Henrik III, King of Scandinavia.
- Left Scandinavia with his servant, Matt Yaloff in search of his future Queen.
- Arrived in Queens, NY after several scrapes, finds an apartment in the neighborhood of Jackson Heights.
- Both Prince Kevin Henrik IV, Now Kevin Burkhardt and Yaloff take job at WBCS radio 880 AM.
- Co-Worker, Julie Alexandria found currency with Prince Kevin’s face on it. He made her swear to secrecy.
- While working at WCBS, Kevin meets Rachel, his future Princess.
- The two give birth to their only son, and heir to the thrown, Logan. Residing in New Jersey.
- The assimilated Kevin Burkhardt is now most famous personality on SNY.

Kevin Burkhardt… A true rags to riches story.

Ever wonder what the offspring of Daniel Murphy and Julie Alexandria would look like?

This is what the hottest of each species has to offer….

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so hot…

Oh Murph is holding a contest to win 2 free tickets to the Mets Vs. Cardinals game on Tuesday, August 4, 2009.

These tickets are in our very own seats! Answer below to enter to win…

Which SNY personality would you make out with to “get with” Julie Alexandria?

A) Kevin Burkhardt

B) Matt Yallof

C) Chris Carlin

• Feel free to add more detail as to why you should sit in our seats for this game.

Contest ends June 30, 2009

When you are done… check out the TATIS NUT SLAP!

Update: J_Alexandria @ohmurph wow. i dont think ive ever been the subject of a contest before. thats hilarious. i got my money on Carlin .