Posts Tagged ‘oliver perez’

"Gotta admit, Pedro wears that Harry Kalas patch quite nicely."

Last night, Phillies SP, Pedro Steven Martinez went 5 innings while only giving up 3 earned runs.  Pretty solid for the 44 year old Martinez.

Should we have signed him?  We’ll let’s take a look back at the last time the Mets had a pitcher go 5 Innings with 3 earned runs or less.  Ok… actually, it was last night, Oliver Perez, so I’m not really sure what my point is.. I actually don’t think I have one.  That’s all I got.

The Infamous Tatis Nut Slap

Tatis Nut Slap  

Bernard Madoff                    VS.                    Oliver Perez

        Nickname

Bernie                                                                     Ollie

Accused of Stealing

$50 Billion over 50 years                                    $36 Million over 3 years

Victim Groups

Jews, Charities                                              Mets Fans

Famous Victims

Fred Wilpon                                        Fred Wilpon

Enablers

Ezra Merkin, SEC                                Scott Boras, Omar Minaya

Achilles Heel

Lack of conscience                           Lack of control

Quote

            “It’s all a big lie.”                      ”Me pagan por la bola, cierto?”

Sentence

Faces 150 years                               15-day DL; minor league rehab

Hoping To Get Out

Early for good behavior                            The 3rd inning

Should Have Instead Invested In

Treasuries                                Derek Lowe

Winner

Ollie because he may one day still be trade bait but Bernie will always be shower bait