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In this edition of Tale of The Tape, we compare Argenis Reyes Vs. Michael ‘Squints’ Palledorous from the 1993 Blockbuster “The Sandlot”

Girls Kissed

Reyes:  0

Squints:  1 (seen here)

Google Search Results

Reyes:  113,000

Squints:  1,440

Famous Line:

Reyes:  ”Shit, I’m being sent down again!”

Squints:  ”You’re killin me, Smalls!”

Has a Nickname:

Reyes:  No

Squints:  Yes

Career AVE.

Reyes:  .205

Squints:  .097

Looks Like:

Reyes:  A blonde hair dyed herb

Squints:  Steve-O  (Pic)

Ugly Fat Teammate:

Reyes:  Ramon Castro  (Pic)

Squints:  Hamilton ‘Ham’ Porter (Pic)

In a complete shocker, Squints beats the lesser Reyes by a score of 4-3.  Stay tuned for the next Tale of The Tape!

It is with great sadness that Ramon Castro has been traded to the White Sox for Lance Broadway (I have no idea who this guy is, but his name sounds like he should be in porn.)

You will be deeply missed, Mr. Shrek.

It should have been Schneider.

Please enjoy this solid video Tribute to Mr. Ramon.